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(971): Yeah. It’s just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.

(971): Yeah. It’s just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.

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(740): Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross

(740): Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross

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(615): Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy

(615): Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy

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(716): it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.

(716): it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.

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(305): We have so much sex to catch up on

(305): We have so much sex to catch up on

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(860): It just wouldn’t be valentines day if i didn’t invite 90% of the guys i’ve slept with to go to the strip club with me

(860): It just wouldn’t be valentines day if i didn’t invite 90% of the guys i’ve slept with to go to the strip club with me

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(631): I will refer to it as the penis of glory… he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever

(631): I will refer to it as the penis of glory… he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever

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(570): At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement? (1-570): I’m not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you’re wondering about for yourself? Because I don’t think you’re there yet.

(570): At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?

(1-570): I’m not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you’re wondering about for yourself? Because I don’t think you’re there yet.

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(873): I’m taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I’m naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can’t come in

(873): I’m taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I’m naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can’t come in

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(907): Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone’s bum, he’s not choosy.

(907): Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone’s bum, he’s not choosy.

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(519): And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication. - jrho

(519):

And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.

- jrho

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(850): I hate it when the guy who runs the chicken and waffles truck is convinced that I run a cult. (239): that is the opposite of a normal text message. - jrho

(850):

I hate it when the guy who runs the chicken and waffles truck is convinced that I run a cult.

(239):

that is the opposite of a normal text message.

- jrho

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(610): Oh FYI, people asked how/why I met you and I didn’t want to say “drunk at a party on an air mattress” so I made a story up. It was a very cute and charming story with no alcohol. - jrho

(610):

Oh FYI, people asked how/why I met you and I didn’t want to say “drunk at a party on an air mattress” so I made a story up. It was a very cute and charming story with no alcohol.

- jrho

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(708): High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay. - jrho

(708):

High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.

- jrho

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(630): its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it - jrho

(630):

its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it

- jrho

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