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(876): i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend by sugar-crash31

(876): i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend

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(218): It’s surprise blowjob week. You should be excited. by sugar-crash31

(218): It’s surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.

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(603): I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment. by sugar-crash31

(603): I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.

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(509): first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they’re turned off. by sugar-crash31

(509): first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they’re turned off.

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(810): Don’t look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable by sugar-crash31

(810): Don’t look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable

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(716):Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday? (585):Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change. (716):……. (585):I’m just looking out for you. by sugar-crash31

(716):Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?

(585):Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.

(716):…….

(585):I’m just looking out for you.

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(734): The money is just too good to quit doing it. I’m using the same justification strippers use.

(734):

The money is just too good to quit doing it. I’m using the same justification strippers use.

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(908): how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency? by sugar-crash31

(908): how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?

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(281): Dont worry about getting me anything… Just put a bow on your ass. (940): Deal.

(281):

Dont worry about getting me anything… Just put a bow on your ass.

(940):

Deal.

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(425): I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help. (1-425): I already knew that. But I also don’t agree with stifling creativity.

(425):

I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.

(1-425):

I already knew that. But I also don’t agree with stifling creativity.

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(202): I love you more with every blowjob. (1-202): You should write for Hallmark.

(202):

I love you more with every blowjob.

(1-202):

You should write for Hallmark.

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(724): I just had a threesome in the back of my mom’s van. I’m pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.

(724):

I just had a threesome in the back of my mom’s van. I’m pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.

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(610): You ass. You’re not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.

(610):

You ass. You’re not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.

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(972): we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry by sugar-crash31

(972): we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry

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(207): I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas. by sugar-crash31

(207): I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.

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