(734): What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
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(910): He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That’s the 2nd time I’ve heard that.
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(949): how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
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(513): I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
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(402): You can’t find true love with Budweiser and a futon
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(951): Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
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(916): He asked me “did you used to go to church” while we were having sex.
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