You’re fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex…
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
Can’t we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
it’s my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
I guess I’ve just seen a lot of penises since then
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered “see-through”?
I’m sorry but I require more work than your hamster. I need food, a minimum of 5 pillows, and I need to be played with daily.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
I’m not really made for random hookups.. i’m like a swan.. i don’t wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.