(717): I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
You’re always so generous when it comes to your dick.
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like “what about shower sex.”
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
Maybe i shouldn’t have told him the key to getting in my pants was double vodka sodas and Nelly’s song “grillz.”
(773): which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
I like you as a friend, but I’m in love with your dick.
(908): He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
(910): I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I’d cover his eyes during the penis parts
(248): We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more “one of us should probably leave” moments.
(205): I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.