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(303):exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say “you were a drunken mistake”. by sugar-crash31

(303):exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say “you were a drunken mistake”.

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(519): Is it too forward to say “stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy” by sugar-crash31

(519): Is it too forward to say “stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy”

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(916): Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable By sugar-crash31

(916): Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable

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(812): i don’t think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.

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i don’t think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.

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(603): NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING. by sugar-crash31

(603): NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.

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(801):The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, “You will regret this later.” I’m not sure if he’s learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting. by sugar-crash31

(801):The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, “You will regret this later.” I’m not sure if he’s learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.

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(913): To my ex and my favorite mistake: I totally enjoyed hearing you have erectile disfunction via baby monitor! by sugar-crash31

(913): To my ex and my favorite mistake: I totally enjoyed hearing you have erectile disfunction via baby monitor!

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(970): bring the dog… nobody goes to jail with a dog. by sugar-crash31

(970): bring the dog… nobody goes to jail with a dog.

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(612): Just me. You’re probably having sex with her right now, so here’s a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement. by sugar-crash31

(612): Just me. You’re probably having sex with her right now, so here’s a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.

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(503): I’d hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies by sugar-crash31

(503): I’d hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies

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(609): I pull out like 90% of the time, but that’s just to make art.

(609): I pull out like 90% of the time, but that’s just to make art.

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(717): I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn’t sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan by sugar-crash31

(717): I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn’t sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan

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(441): You don’t have a penis so I’m not texting you at this hour. This is penis texting hour only.

(441):

You don’t have a penis so I’m not texting you at this hour. This is penis texting hour only.

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(610): My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and “I don’t give a shit” (1-610): Aren’t they always?

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My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and “I don’t give a shit”

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Aren’t they always?

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(310): Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away? (626): That’s two questions.

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Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?

(626):

That’s two questions.

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