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(817): I think that’s mostly how we became friends. (1-817): Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me. - jrho

(817):

I think that’s mostly how we became friends.

(1-817):

Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.

- jrho

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(561): Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?

(561): Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?

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(316): You’re always so generous when it comes to your dick. - jrho

(316):

You’re always so generous when it comes to your dick.

- jrho

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(843): I need to hump something and I know u understand. - jrho

(843):

I need to hump something and I know u understand.

- jrho

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(503): There’s a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.

(503): There’s a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.

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(614): I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.

(614): I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.

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(315): Don’t come. It’s not even a party it’s a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it’ll be ok

(315): Don’t come. It’s not even a party it’s a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it’ll be ok

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(304): It’s a never ending cycle of men I’ve fucked knowing other men I’ve fucked. I need a new town.

(304): It’s a never ending cycle of men I’ve fucked knowing other men I’ve fucked. I need a new town.

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(908): But the guy you’re fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you’re five fucking feet tall and he’s 6’2”. That’s all I’m saying.

(908): But the guy you’re fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you’re five fucking feet tall and he’s 6’2”. That’s all I’m saying.

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(724): Would you be mad if I just used the argument “I’m allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian”? (214): Never. I’m proud to help you win arguments.

(724): Would you be mad if I just used the argument “I’m allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian”?

(214): Never. I’m proud to help you win arguments.

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(843): I need to hump something and I know u understand.

(843): I need to hump something and I know u understand.

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(330): This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs. - jrho

(330):

This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.

- jrho

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(303): I told him he wasn’t aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome - jrho

(303):

I told him he wasn’t aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome

- jrho

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(734): the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity. - jrho

(734):

the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.

- jrho

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(515): If they weren’t representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would’ve punched me in the face. - jrho

(515):

If they weren’t representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would’ve punched me in the face.

- jrho

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