I think that’s mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
(561): Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
You’re always so generous when it comes to your dick.
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
(503): There’s a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
(614): I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
(315): Don’t come. It’s not even a party it’s a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it’ll be ok
(304): It’s a never ending cycle of men I’ve fucked knowing other men I’ve fucked. I need a new town.
(908): But the guy you’re fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you’re five fucking feet tall and he’s 6’2”. That’s all I’m saying.
(724): Would you be mad if I just used the argument “I’m allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian”?
(214): Never. I’m proud to help you win arguments.
(843): I need to hump something and I know u understand.
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
I told him he wasn’t aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
If they weren’t representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would’ve punched me in the face.