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(876): i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend by sugar-crash31

(876): i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend

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(412): I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first by sugar-crash31

(412): I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first

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(303):exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say “you were a drunken mistake”. by sugar-crash31

(303):exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say “you were a drunken mistake”.

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(352): I don’t know what’s weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection… by sugar-crash31

(352): I don’t know what’s weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection…

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(519): Is it too forward to say “stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy” by sugar-crash31

(519): Is it too forward to say “stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy”

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(916): Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable By sugar-crash31

(916): Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable

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(908): I woke up with flowers, a tiara & pasta salad in my bed. Tequila makes me act like a fat Disney princess by sugar-crash31

(908): I woke up with flowers, a tiara & pasta salad in my bed. Tequila makes me act like a fat Disney princess

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(202): I just made the answer to all my security questions “fuck you” with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning. by sugar-crash31

(202): I just made the answer to all my security questions “fuck you” with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.

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(218): It’s surprise blowjob week. You should be excited. by sugar-crash31

(218): It’s surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.

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(210): Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling “It’s my vagina, let me do what I want with it!” at the party last night. by sugar-crash31

(210): Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling “It’s my vagina, let me do what I want with it!” at the party last night.

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(603): I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment. by sugar-crash31

(603): I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.

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(509): first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they’re turned off. by sugar-crash31

(509): first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they’re turned off.

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(810): Don’t look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable by sugar-crash31

(810): Don’t look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable

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(603): Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night by sugar-crash31

(603): Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night

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(716):Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday? (585):Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change. (716):……. (585):I’m just looking out for you. by sugar-crash31

(716):Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?

(585):Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.

(716):…….

(585):I’m just looking out for you.

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