(912): Hi, this is a test of the morning after apology broadcast system. If you’re receiving this pre-recorded message there is a high probability I was a dickwad to you in the past 24 hours. You have my utmost and sincere apologies. Also if you have my wallet, house key, left converse, or lighter, give them/it back
(Submitted by jrho, thank you!)
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